A Cancerian (or Cancerette)
generally has a whiteness of skin much like the soft white light reflected by
the moon, his ruling planet. For this reason, he does not seem to tan very
well, preferring to glow mysteriously in the shade rather than bask in the
light of day.
Like his symbol, the crab, the
Cancerian appears to be tough and hard-shelled on the outside but is actually
soft and mushy inside. So don't let that show of aloofness and sophistication
fool you. He can be very maudlin, especially with tearjerker movies or
sentimental love songs such as "Bom Free" and "Like a
Virgin." Again, like the proverbial crab in the grass, he can be
"touchy", with a propensity to snap unnecessarily at the slightest
provocation. He is the archetypal fuss-budget who tends to oversensationalize
things when hurt or apprehensive.
On the positive side, he is
naturally sympathetic, guarding and protective towards people he likes, while towards rare and interesting
things, he will display a natural instinct for collecting. He will be good at
catering, nursing, mothering, sailing and. gathering of interesting but useless
objects of no commercial value.
Exceptionally crabby most of the time. This is because
he will find himself surrounded by opinionated turds who think they know the answers
to everything. In this kind of situation, it is
advisable and practical to resort to one course of action: give them
hell! And then retreat, for he who fights and runs away, lives to fight another
day.
Digestive troubles, such as
gastric ulcers and various other forms of gastroenteritis, will be frequent.
He is, therefore, advised to adopt a sensible diet for philosophical reasons
and indulge in tension-relieving activities like sky-diving or marriage
annulment.
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