The Dog

     Vocal persons, Dogs are courageous and forthright, never hesitating to let people know exactly where they stand.  It is ordinary for Dogs to impulsively blurt out an annoying whine, a frightening howl, or a vicious growl. Needless to  say, a Dog's outbursts often get him into heated arguments. During such verbal contests though, his opponents need only to remember that a Dog's bark is generally worse than his bite.

Dogs are good persons to have as friends despite their pessimistic and cranky nature. They are humanitarian at heart and are always concerned about the welfare of their associates. Having /U3 a Dog as an intimate suggests a probable surprise birthday party several weeks in advance, or a get-well card even before "catching the flu.

The Male Dog

The male Dog is a hopeless romantic, constantly falling in and out of love. Starry-eyed, he runs after women the way children chase fireflies. When Mr. Dog becomes desperately amorous, it takes a long talk and a strong bang in the head for him to get his feet back on the ground.

Mister Dog is a relentless worrier in his other affairs, including business. At the top, he fears his downfall; at the bottom, he frets that his position might not change; at the middle, he worries of being mediocre. During the rare times he would stop thinking of his problems, he starts worrying of other people's business.

The Female Dog

Miss Dog is not much different from her male partner. She continuously tor­ments herself and becomes pessimistic with totally irrelevant matters. A list of the things she would daily fret about includes falling hair and losing her dentures.

In matters concerning love, Miss Dog prefers to take her own sweet time. She likes to develop her friendships slowly to get to know her suitors well. A hard core old-fashioned woman, she thinks that playing hard-to-get is absolutely necessary. It is not surprising therefore, that some female Dogs end up as nuns, old maids, or occupants of a mental asylum.

But for all their peculiarities, Dogs are honest and trustworthy. They have a deep sense of duty and can handle their problems, as well as those of others, competently.