The Goat

     Quiet, sensible and sincere persons, Goats have one trait most people find annoying. They tend to be extremely uncertain of themselves. Goats prefer to stay in bed in the morning for they cons­tantly worry about what will happen to them during the day.

 Creativity is another quality found in most Goats. Usually, Goats become good interior decorators and art critics. They tend to overdo it though, particularly when they start analyzing the artistic elements of traffic signs and street billboards.

 Mister Goat is also adept in the art of love. A lover extraordinaire, he knows exactly how to get the attention of wo­men by skillfully projecting the image of being bereft of love. Nevertheless, his tactics occasionally backfire since a num­ber of girls simply advise him to either get psychological help or try Computer Dating.

The Male Goat

Generous and compassionate, Mr. Goat tends to be immensely humanita­rian in his business. He seldom gets to the top for he makes it easier for others to get there instead. Sometimes, he ends up working alone ( as a painter perhaps, considering his artistic abilities), which serves him well since some are inclined to abuse him.

The Female Goat

    Young Miss Goat is the exact opposite of Mr. Goat. This headstrong woman is sure of herself and is often uninhibited, particularly in sex. Extremely broad-minded, she can tell you exactly what she wants. Men are usually more than sur­prised by her aggressiveness. Her first move often throws a man off his guard that she ends up doing all the other moves.

Older Miss Goat (or Mrs. Goat) is a worldly woman, ever-conscious of the current  fashion.  Her closet resembles a mini-department store, filled with the latest designer clothes, imported shoes and exotic scents.

Goats as a whole are lucky at gambling. Never play with a Goat, for his winning streaks are spectacularly long.

Goats however, are not greedy. Far from hardworking, their aspiration is simple — to either marry or inherit wealth.