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VIRGO (August 24 to September 23)

While Arians and Leos are natural-born leaders, Virgos tend to be followers. Like shadows, they function best in unobtru¬sive and inconspicuous activities, prefer¬ring to be stagehands rather than actors. Essentially a good worker, and often as a server of others, a Virgo will do well as a head-waiter, a mayordomo, a sexton, a gravedigger, a teacher or masseur. He also has a penchant for detail, which would make him a careful worker where observation and exactitude matter. He may therefore also be a good critic, accountant, public health inspector, sec retary, fault-finder and exasperating member of the board of censors.
He has a meticulous compulsion for neatness in everything that he does. Which means that he will not be popular in adult life unless he can be taught not to be too tidy and too fussy. Perhaps, short courses in casual disheveiment might help.
The year will be a time of trial for the Virgo. Any obscure undertaking will like­ly fall by the wayside. His vitality will be at a low point come mid-year, so it is best to forget about stamp collecting al­together.
This year also represents a culmination in his life. He will be tempted to expand beyond any reasonable limit. There is no question that he has valid reasons to do so. However, he must remember that while putting on weight is one thing, obesity is disgusting. Therefore, a sensi­ble diet of linagang saba and butong pak-wan might put things in proper perspec­tive.

This is also a rather idealistic time in his life, and he will want to realize his ideals. Well, it's about time. Instead of be­ing a mediocre nit-picker, he should strive to rise above his limitations, reach for the stars, and become (by the power of Alde-baran and Queen Cassiopeia's chair), THE ONE AND ALL-POWERFUL NIT-PICKER!

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